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  • May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent. ~Author Unknown



    I invite you all to come and talk in the IRC channel. ~George Bernard Shaw



    I'm not talking about a "show me other walls of this thing" button, I mean a "stumble" button for wallbase. ~William Wordsworth



    Would it even be possible to add a "suggested wallpaper" feature that analyzes your favored walls and shows similar ones? ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640



    Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.  ~Bill Cosby





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  • My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.  Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass."  "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply.  "We're raising boys."  ~Harmon Killebrew



    Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990



    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)



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  • There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself.  ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994



    The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball



    Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.  ~Dinah Craik



    May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent. ~Author Unknown



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  • We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.  ~Author Unknown



    Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore



    Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.  ~Bill Cosby



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  • Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.  ~Gloria Naylor



    I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter



    A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold



    What about having a bio on your profile? You know so you don't have to post it no the Friendly Topic...? ^^ ~John Glenn